Kishorrism!!!

The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.

--- When Farooque Sheikh, host of the talk show Jeena isi ka naam hai asked Sidhu what he thinks of those who criticize his style of commentary.

To all the people who were fascinated by the way Sidhu held sway over the cricket lovers in subcontinent here is developing news. Move over Sidhu, Make way for the New Man in Public talk. Kishore aka Annaiya is redefining the way people communicate and express themselves.
Kishore Oscar Wilde is blessed with the ability to dazzle his audience with his unique command over the language and accent & more so with his understanding of the American way of life. Everyone who lands at Minnepolis from offshore run to KOW for advice on how to impress the client with effective communication and our large heated KOW being the helpful man he is,is ever ready to enlighten the ignorant ones.
To help these new struggling entrants into the big bad world of accented communication we present to you a few of the common phrases that KOW has patented and now can be used with any fear of Copy right infringement.

Disclaimer: This list is not an exhaustive one and features just a select of the phrases patented by KOW. These would be updated as and when neccessary. Any repercussions due to the wrong usage of these phrases would be at the sole risk of the person involved and KOW or the editors of the Blog can under no circumstances be held responsible for the same. Users are adviced to consult with KOW to understand the context in which some of these key phrases can bring out amazing results from the audiences.

Phrases:

1. "Period": This phrase\word is used when the user is fed up of the discussion and nothiin makes sense to him. The usage signals the aggressive intent and that no further discusion would be entertained. The advantage of this phrase is the last statement made before the word is used would be treated as the closing argument and hence sacrosanct.
   Example: " I am not hungry, I am cooking rice for tomorrow. Period!!!!" - Meaning: I dont want you to eat this for dinner now. Let me not catch you anywhere near it.
2. "Tell me about('t' silent here) itt": This phrase\word is used when the user wants to tell the person that he is being stupid.In simple terms the meaning is: "How stupid can you be?". The usage shows the smartness of the user and ensures that the people in the discussion know the user is well aware of the topic in discussion Example: " Toyota Corolla 1995 Model, 150K miles and 7000$??? Tell me about itt!!!!" - Meaning: "No fool would think of asking so much for a car that can now be treated as an bullock cart.."