As people prepare to write their own Matrimonial adds. They would rather avoid the following mistakes. Found these on the mail, pretty interesting insights. Now I know what I should do or rather what I shouldn’t

[Warning- These are off Matrimony sites Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Comments in colors]

• i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa statehe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework(Homework?)
• Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. Shemay never create any difficulties in my life orher life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
• She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd haveone brother and one sister. She should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1brother 1 sister criteria !)
• I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. Ilove to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I amlooking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i lovemyself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ holdmy hand forever !!! (Ahh...The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
• i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow iamlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
• My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi asin KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must bedemanding too much, ain't he?)
• i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in housebut while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast (by notwearing her jeans? ahem...)
• HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGEROF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUSTBELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GETBORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing)
• whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this shewould bde called the lady of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost)
• i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i lovethe patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is sufferingfrom "Ok-syndrome")
• HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CARAND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "oksyndrome" again)
• looking for a well groomed bride. well behaved & knowing to cookchicken. Should be familiar to handle (umm...handle?)
• HANDSOME, SMART LOOKING, TRYING IN MODELLING INTERESTED IN MEDICINE,HAVING NO GIRL FRIENDS AT ALL. BUT WAS THERE IN MY SCHOOL TIME . I SHOWEDTHEM ALL RELEASED MOVIES (umm...)
• hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other casteaccepted ... (but credit cards not accepted) ..
• my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service (But, ifYou're thinkin'About my baby It don't matter if you're Black or white)
• i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lotshould be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criteria is a must,isn't it?)
• to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable (this guy has fixedthe marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best luckon behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)